What do women want, especially in terms of porn (or *koff* “erotica” but don’t let Tony hear you use that word)?

Good question.

Actually, it’s always struck me as kind of an odd question, but it’s one I come across so often. Why…I mean, I guess this is just me bristling at the notion that half of the human population can be easily swept into one monolithic category: women.

Don’t get me wrong, I get that people want a hook for their story or thesis or whatever, or they’re trying to understand a heretofore underserved market… but… No. Just no.

“Women” want everything and nothing. They want romance, and hardcore, and kink. They want to see parts, they don’t want to see parts. They want soft focus, they want gritty verite. They want beautiful idealized models, they want “normal” looking bodies. They want fantasy, they want reality. They want violins and true love, they want anonymous zipless fucks with strangers. They want…yeah–that too, whatever it is.

And that’s just me! I mean, what about the other 2 1/2 billiion women out there. God only knows what they want.