Soccer Mom

I just showed my wife our photo over on Pagan Moss’s Peep Show Stories blog. I pointed out that her hair scrunchy matches the towel she’s using as a pad between her shoulder and the camera, and she said, “Yep, there I am with my stupid soccer mom pony tail.”

I think what she meant is that in spite of the fact that she’s dressed entirely in black and has her camera trained on one very beautiful man sucking on another very beautiful man’s cock, she still thinks she looks hopelessly unhip and decidely unsexy. I couldn’t disagree more; but then I don’t think there’s anything sexier than a sexy soccer mom.

Soccer Mom: Sexy in the Suburbs doesn’t actually exist. The woman on the “boxcover” is a friend of mine (and a very sexy soccer mom). A few years ago Playboy Magazine asked her to send a few pictures to them to consider her for a layout they were planning on sexy moms. She came over and we did a quick set up and took a couple dozen digital shots. We sent them this shot and a few more, and within weeks Playboy flew her out to Chicago where she got the full treatment. Then, right as the issue was supposed to go to press, the sexy moms layout was bumped for Carnie Wilson’s big I’m-not-fat-anymore spread. Oh well. If you want to send my friend an e-mail and tell her you would have rather seen her instead of Carnie, give her a shout at Lovecave2000 at A O L dot C O M.

-T.C.

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