I’m Confused, and I Have a Confession to Make
I know I’m a little late to this, but you mean to tell me that JT Leroy isn’t the same guy that Oprah was all mad at last month? Just how many fake sob-story memoirist are there out there?
While we’re on the subject, and before you here it from anybody else: I’m not really a middle-aged married white man living in a ranch-style house in the suburbs with two cats, two dogs, and two children. This, in fact, is a fiction I’ve promulgated in the hopes that it makes the films I produce seem more interesting and exciting.
The “real” Tony Comstock is, in fact, a 72 year old asian spinster, living in a cramped Murry Hill apartment with one cat.
Please do not judge me too harshly. Had you been in my position, you would have done the same thing.




















March 25th, 2006 at 12:27 pm
Just one cat?
March 25th, 2006 at 12:34 pm
Just one, but he’s polydactyl!