Best. Porn. Ever.

What’s better than waking up to e-mail from the very sexy Taste Test Girl, telling you she’s just blogged about your movies and the title of the post is Best. Porn. Ever.

“I’m not entirely comfortable with contemporary porn movies. It’s not the idea of porn itself–I absolutely love watching couples having hot sex on the screen. It’s a total turn on to watch and fantasize about what you are watching. But, unfortunately, porn seems to draw emotionally damaged women–the exact kind of women who shouldn’t be starring in porn. Beyond that, the relationships on screen are so poorly represented that, even when the effort is made, they still seem absent of love and context. This is even true of porn made for women and couples. Perhaps the thing that depresses me the most about porn today is the focus on degrading women, whether it is a bus rolling around looking for women to “bang,” or sites that use terms like “anal humiliation” or “make her gag.”

“What I really want are videos of real couples, couples who are attractive and sexually adventurous and clearly love and respect each other on screen. Guess what? I found it! Comstock Films produces videos exactly like that. Real couples who are hot and love each other–and love fucking like wild animals on screen. I can’t recommend their movies highly enough. Do yourself a favor and check out their site. You’ll find movies that you can share with your lover, exploring how others realistically express their sexual affection while it makes you wet and gets him hard.

“The real irony is that there is no plot, and a rich plot is one of the things that is supposed to mark “women’s porn.” But what these movies have is is better than a plot: These are real people discussing their sex life and then demonstrating it for us on screen. You can almost taste the passion they have for each other, and it is so much better than watching pretty porn stars with augmented bodies taking three cocks at once.”

I’m going to wash this review down with a big glass of pineapple juice!

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