What should a married woman do when her husband watches porn?
Saturday, September 30th, 2006
Yep, it’s yet another unexpected search string from the ComstockFilms.com referral logs.
As it happens, yesterday I was talking to Freddy of FreddyandEddy.com, a website devoted to helping couples navigate the (often intimidating and off-putting) world of commercial sex products. One of the things we talked about was that while the world of sextoys have really come of age, and there’s now a wide variety of truly lovely, truly well-made dildos, vibrators, sex-furniture, lubes and other fun things to use on your or your lover’s body, the world of things to watch is still characterized by videos that mostly range from embarrassing to downright insulting. It’s not hard for me to imagine that the same woman who would be delighted if her husband came after her with a full compliment of Njoy pleasure tools would be disinterested, or even vaguely disgusted by porn.
Overwhelmingly porn simply is not respectful, let alone celebratory of the things that most people understand to be wholesome and pleasurable about sex, and the problem I have with typical pro-porn retort of “it’s just harmless fantasy”, is it always seems laden with the implication that if you, the offended viewer, can’t help but see through the thin coating of “harmless fantasy” spread over top down to the retrograde attitudes about sexuality and shabby production and generally crummy values expressed in porn, then you’re the one with the problem. Time and time again, I see people , especially women, tell other women that the reason they don’t like porn is because they’re prude, uptight, or “not that advanced sexually”, and I just think that’s wrong. I know too many women who are absolutely uninhibited about sex, but are left totally cold, or even off-put by porn.
I will say this to the woman who finds herself upset by her husband’s porn viewing habits: the fact that your husband watches porn that seems as if it was made by a not too bright, misogynistic 15 year-old boy doesn’t mean the porn he’s watching represents his secretly held views about sex and women, any more than a wife fucking herself with a Fun Factory toy means she secretly wishes that her husband was some sort of cyber-vibrator-droid.
(Of course there are a lot more permutations. For whatever reason, plenty of women seem to buy into the idea that they’re most important role in their marriage is as the sexual gatekeeper, slowly starving themselves, their husbands, and their relationships of pleasure and intimacy. A woman like that probably should be concerned about her husband’s porn viewing habits, though likely not for the reasons she thinks. And plenty of guys are insensitive dickheads who don’t think twice about how the the porn they watch makes their spouses feel.)
Judging men by the porn they watch is sort of like judging women by what they had to stuff in their snatches 15-20 years ago. But the only thing the vaguely cadavorous dildos and hard white plastic vibrators that used to characterize sex toys said about women is that when it comes to taking care of yourself sexually, a lot of time something is better than nothing, even when that something is pretty crummy. Thankfully there has been some progress since the days of the white plastic dimestore vibrator. Standards and expectations have been raised, and rather than being silly and embarrassing, today’s best sextoys are beautiful statements about the importance of sexual pleasure.
Will that ever happen with porn? I don’t know. You can’t prototype a movie. All your R&D goes into making the final product, which makes the entire undertaking riskier. And as our recent misadventure in Australia points out, sexually explicit movies still don’t have access to the market place that sextoys do, so while Njoy can put just as much into making tools as a company that make surgical tools puts into theirs, a the budget of a sexually explicit film has to be scaled against market barriers. The result? Even Shortbus, the most lavishly funded sexually explicit film to date, is still a low-budget indie.
Meanwhile, if your otherwise mostly wonderful husband watches porn and it has your panties in a twist, have a little compassion for the poor guy that there isn’t something for him to watch that is as lovely as Eros Bodyglide is for basting your naughty bits. In fact, chances are pretty good that he is embarrassed by what he strokes to.
And if you’re a guy whose wife feels wounded by the fact that you watch porn, take another look at what you’re watching, but this time after you’ve blown your load. Chances are you’ll feel a little more sympathetic to her point of view too.



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