Will HD Bring Pubes Back to Porn?
So the last 24 have had me corresponding with a few people in the sex-blogosphere and elsewhere about HD and HDV and focal length and focal plane and zits and razor-burn and genital herpes, and what it all might mean to the collision of sex and the moving image.
Well guess what? It’s time to back up again.
I’m old enough that I can remember when seeing a shaved pussy in a girlie magazine was a still a novelty. I remember thinking, “Wow! That’s so brazen! That’s so hot!” The idea that a woman would purposely remove her pubic hair to afford me a better look at her so secret place was positively captivating. There was wonderful lewdness about a carefully depilated pussy presented for my enjoyment, and sometimes there still is.
Just not as much as there used to be.
Shaved beaver has become de rigor in porn. Women with pubic hair have been come a specialty item, what ‘the industry’ calls a fetish; so much so that that sites featuring “natural models” frequently feature women who quite obviously use a razor on a daily basis. (I guess what that means is that it’s natural to have the pubic hair off your thighs, but unnatural to shave it off your cuntlips.)
Not let’s back up again.
Once upon a time I used to be a food photographer. Not a great food photographer, but not a bad one either. I was good enough at it that my food photos in magazines and books and I got paid decently do to it. Food photography is persnickety. Cheese and chocolate take on a weird look if they’re left out too long, meat looks an unappetizing pinkish grey if it’s not styled and lit properly, and a zillion other little things that can make food photos look positively revolting.
At the same time that I was a food photographer I was also making a lot of rude pictures of my girlfriend. She liked spreading her legs for the camera and I liked turning the Hasselblad on her and making Penthouse-like images of her lovely, uncoy nakedness (Playboy was too tame, Hustler was too over-lit,) and that included taking close-ups of her very beautiful, very pink, very delicately formed pussy (which, rather daringly back then, was sometimes shaved.)
Pussy (and other sex parts for that matter,) are like food. Photographed beautifully and all you can think about is eating the picture. Photographed poorly and you lose your appetite. A beautiful food photograph will change your shopping list. A beautiful pussy photo will give you a boner. But an unflattering, uncrafted image of pinkish-grey meat won’t do either. It’s off-putting, or even revolting.
One of the easiest solutions is simply not to show things that aren’t any fun to look at. That’s why some actors are only show in close-up from one side. That’s why some pornstars forever seem to have something around–a corset, a scarf– around their waist. It covers the c-section scar, or appendectomy scar, or whatever.
Do you suppose the hideous gaze of HD(V) is going to mean we’ll see more pubic hair in porn? Will porn finally turn corner and start experimenting with eroticism of (at least sometimes) showing less?




















January 25th, 2007 at 9:45 am
In the last few (still) photo shoots I’ve done, the models have shown up with shvaed pubes even though they are not professional models, and even though I didn’t mention it to them one way or other. I think that we’re going through a period now when shaved pubes are considered semi-standard for nudes (there are countries where it’s just considered the done thing, too). An interesting question is: Is this driven by porn rather than the other way around?
January 26th, 2007 at 3:34 am
What? No picture to illustrate this post?
More pubic hair will certainly avoid the horror of razor burn and stubble alluded to in the great HD debate. Although I think I’m more afraid of what those acres of dirty beige Berber carpet will look like in HD…
January 29th, 2007 at 11:27 pm
My husband and I were considering what HD will do to porn. Considering how unsightly so many main stream porn bodies ARE… it’s kind of frightening. Do I really want to see what the rippling of fake tits look like in REAL LIFE? Or the leathery tan look some of the stuck-in-the-eighties men have? Interestingly, though, I’m not nearly so critical of the bodies of amateurs. Because in their way, there’s so much less to be critical of….