Bill and Desiree’s Screen Test

Flash back to the Spring of 2003. MARIE AND JACK has been finished for almost a year and a half. It’s done well in the few film festivals that accepted it. But so far, no one is interested in selling it. I am sending copies to anyone I can think of who might support the film, and one of those people is the founder of Good Vibrations, Joani Blank. Joani loves MARIE AND JACK and encourages me to keep at it.
Now it’s October of 2004. I’m in the San Francisco Bay area to meet several prospective couples for shooting we hope will take place in 2005, including Bill and Desiree, who have found their way to me through Joani. It’s also my first chance to meet Joani and others in person. I take BART over to Oakland and am introduced to co-housing though a communal meal at Joani’s place (meated and meatless chili is served.)
My visit with Joani end up being one of the high-lights of the trip, but she is very anxious about Bill and Desiree’s inclusion in the schedule. I don’t want to disappoint Joani, but I’m also not interested in shooting an older couple simply for the sake of being inclusive. My primary criteria when considering a couple are: 1) would I enjoy watching this couple fuck? 2) Would I enjoy spending an hour or two chatting with this couple? I haven’t yet met Bill and Desiree, so I don’t know the answer to either question.
Joani and I visit for several more hours after dinner, talking about a million different aspects of the art and business of sex. She shows me her incredible collection of Jan Saudek prints. But the conversation frequently circles back on what great subjects Bill and Desiree would be. I am doing my best to be noncommittal while trying to seem enthusiastic. I’m quite sure she’s on to me.
A few days later I’m at the W Hotel. I am meeting couples more or less on the hour, and I have been at it for nearly two days. The W is noisier, darker, and hipper than I would have cared for, but it’s sufficient.
All of the couples I’ve met have already sent me photos, we’ve exchanged e-mails, we’ve talked on the phone a few times. But there’s nothing like meeting in person; seeing how they respond to me, seeing how I respond to them. I am also shooting some very brief screen tests. We’ll be shooting film, and I want to see how these people look on film, so I’m rolling off 40 or 50 feet (about a minute) on each couple. When you have a look at Bill and Desiree’s “screen-test” (linked below) I think you’ll see why, when after I saw it, I wanted to see them make love:
Bill and Desiree’s Screen Test (MOS)
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July 12th, 2007 at 9:58 am
I got this error message: “You don’t have permission to access /quicktime/BillDesireeTest.mov on this server.”
Boo! I wanna see!
July 12th, 2007 at 10:16 am
Me too.
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July 12th, 2007 at 10:17 am
Hi Dacia! I’m not sure why you can’t see the clip. We have some server restrictions to keep our clips from playing back on calls from other domains, but it should work from within my blog (and does when I click it.)
When Peggy gets back I’ll have her take a look. Meanwhile, if anyone else is having trouble, please let me know!
July 12th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
Peggy must have done her stuff - ’tis working for me - at a couple of levels :), they are gorgeous, he’s very handsome and Desiree is lovely (naughty eyes!). I’m looking forward to hearing and seeing their story.
July 20th, 2007 at 8:00 pm
OMG.
They are lovely.
Really stunning. No sound tho.
July 21st, 2007 at 5:49 am
Aren’t they!
MOS is film lingo for “without sound”. You need a second system to record sound when shooting film, which I was not doing when I shot this test.
July 25th, 2007 at 5:15 am
Oh! See, you have to use little werds when ’splaining stuff to folks like myself.
Thank you for the link (above). Kiss.
August 8th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
Thanks for the introductionto this new couple! I just want to know when you are coming to film us? We think we have the greatest love life in history and would love to share it with others! Shall I keep the porch light on?
August 8th, 2007 at 4:22 pm
They look to be a great couple, love their eyes when looking and talking to each other, hopefully everything goes ahead and we get to see more of these two.
August 8th, 2007 at 5:58 pm
Lynnett: In addition to Bill and Desiree we have three other films to finish. But when I can see light at the end of that tunnel we’ll begin thinking about shooting again. Please do stay in touch!
Michael: Yes! Their eyes! And everything did go ahead with Bill and Desiree. All the footage is “in the can” and I’m making it into a movie right now!